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Talking Gelato

Unexpected English!

07/14/19

6m

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(EP 17) I do the interview, but my wife gets the gelato? Dang!
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So I was walking down the street and I noticed a place called "Gelato Vero" which to me sounds like “real gelato” right? So I thought I would walk in and ask them a few questions. — Hi, umm do you work here? — Yes I do — And could you tell me what flavors we have of gelato here? — Umm right now we have strawberry, cookies and cream, pistachio dark chocolate, espresso, vanilla, mocha almond crunch and gianduia, which is our chocolate hazelnut, spumoni and umm banana. — And what makes this gelato different than normal ice cream? — Ummm it’s prepared differently. it's it's made with little to no air, so it's more dense. — And who makes the gelato? —His name is Michael and he's been making it since 1984 since we opened. — Since 1984 in this location? — yes in this very location — and, but he's not here. — Not right now. he usually works at night actually. — So tell me, since he's not here, is the gelato really good? — It's very good actually. most people say it's the most authentic thing they've tasted here in the United States — Wow! So that means I should taste some, right? — You should definitely taste some! — Well then I guess I'm gonna end the podcast right here so that I can just taste some gelato. Thanks for listening!

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So here I am with my lovely bride who is enjoying the gelato that we just got — MMM, it is so delicious! — I wouldn't know because she's eating it all and I'm not getting any! What's up with that? — Well, you don't like cherries and the flavor that I chose has cherries in it. — What flavor is that? —Spumoni — Spumoni with cherries yeah hmm ok, not my favorite. Why did you get something that I don't like? — Because you said you didn't want any. — Didn't you know I was lying? I'm like Donald Trump, I lie all the time! — Well, that's true. You do lie quite a bit, but I thought you were serious because you had such a big, fat, rich burrito with guacamole and sour cream and cheddar cheese on it — Wait a minute, wait a minute, that's a different podcast! Don't talk about Mexican food when the podcast is about gelato, c’mon, it's. like. confusing the issue. — Well I'm just telling you, and everyone, why you didn't want to have any of the best gelato that we've had in a long time, maybe the best in San Diego — OK well folks you see how I get treated around here. But I'll tell you what, I'm gonna, I'm gonna like, press the stop button right now Oh, dang! it's too late! She ate all of it!! Nothing left for me at all! OK well, there you have it: another true story, another real life story from the... OK thanks for listening. Dang! Bye!

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(EP 16) Students were filming in my street, so I made a quick podcast for you. No need to thank me: please just share the podcast with friends: Unexpected English! ** ROUGH TRANSCRIPT ** Hey everybody and welcome back to another episode of Unexpected English. Uhhh, should I say it? Yes! Your favorite English podcast! OK, I said it. I know it's not true, but I said it anyway. I must be like Trump, you know, I just say things they aren't true, but I say it anyway right? People believe it, so what the heck, maybe that works! Anyway, in the last episode I said "No more episodes until I get 40 listens!" And again, like Trump, I was lying! Because I didn't get 40 epis..listens, but, but here is another episode. So why is that? Well, because I know you're waiting for more episodes! And because the other day there were some boys out in the street that I went to interview quickly, and so here you go! You've got two minutes of my interview with some students in the street. I hope you enjoy it and we'll catch you at the end of the podcast... So here I am on my street and I look out and I see some kids. Can I say kids? — Yeah. So I see some guys, I see some guys with a camera mounted on the hood of their car (that's the front of the car)... So what's that about? — So, we're filming a short film for my class right now for my school... they don't go to my school but... Wait wait wait a minute, what are you talking about? They? Oh, you mean those other guys? Because remember, this is not video, so nobody knows what you're talking about unless you... — Oh yeah, huh. There are three people with me right now, I don't know whether to say their names and Adam... — Hey, I don't care, we don't want to say names. We'll protect the guilty by not saying their names, how's that? —OK, that sounds good — And, and the dog too! Why don't one of you guys go up and run around with the dog and distract her, go, go right ahead, distract her just take herand there you go, get rid of my crazy dog — OK so, you're making up film about... — it's kind of like... it's kind a hard to describe, it's like a bad experience and stuff — Ok we don't want any bad experiences so we don't want to hear about that! How long will the film be? — like uh 10 minutes — And how long will it take you to create this 10 minute film? — Well, it's due on Thursday so probably another four days or something— OK, so they've got a mount of the hood of the car for the camera for their film that is due in four days. — Yeah yeah— OK well good luck with the project, what, does the film have a name? — It's called Medium. It's... I called it Medium because, it just, I dunno it's kind of hard to explain. —OK. another thing that is hard to explain. Everything is hard to explain! What are we gonna do, OK? This, in fact, this podcast is going to be very hard to explain! So I won't even try! We'll just say goodbye and thanks for listening! — Thank you. LINK: https://linktr.ee/UnexpectedEnglish

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Masters of Bartending

July 22, 2019

6m

(EP 18) Summer fun and summer drinks! [Transcript of the interview below!] OK so I was walking down the mall here and I noticed a place called “Masters of Bartending” and that kinda seemed interesting and then I saw the guy outside and I thought I would ask a few questions. So tell me what is Masters of Bartending? -- Masters of Bartending is a training facility for bartending. -- A training facility, you learn how to become a bartender. -- Yes. Well I think of it more as a as a cooking school, you learn how to create cocktails. -- I can come here and I can learn how to make cocktails, right? -- Absolutely! -- And how many cocktails should I know how to make, more or less. to consider myself at least a beginning bartender? -- The must-knows. The must-knows, how many is that I don’t know, I never counted them. But it's... for... -- The must-knows, he’s calling them the must-knows in case you didn’t understand that, he’s thinking, well, which ones, well in other words, which ones do people order the most, so you have to know how to make those. -- Yes absolutely -- Well, tell me this, that name some of the most popular cocktails. -- How about like a Cape Cod, a Kamikaze, a Margarita -- OK hold up right there. He said Cape Cod which is... vodka, cranberry with squeezed lime -- vodka and cranberry juice with squeezed limes, then he said a kamikaze which is... it's a shooter, a lime-flavored shooter with vodka, triple sec and lime juice. -- OK I get it, it’s a vodka-based thing, and the other one, the last one you said? -- A margarita -- Margarita, we all know a margarita, I know that one, that’s tequila, right? -- Yes that's where a margarita’s from. OK so somebody takes this uh, take a course, How long does it take them to become more or less proficient? -- Umm, our program is two weeks everybody has a different learning curve some take longer than two weeks, some can do it faster than two weeks. -- So in two weeks I can learn to make a couple dozen cocktails... ---You know what? How about a I bring you into the class and I'll let you podcast this whole thing for the next two weeks -- Whoa, how about that, that’s a challenge that's a challenge, I don’t know if I’m up to that challenge because -- It's not it's not about just, you know, bartending, it's about being able to create, uhh it’s like cooking, you cook your guests. you host a party. you cook food. Bartending, it's not just about bartending, it’s about being able to create a good craft cocktail that you can enjoy an experience with you and your friends. And the first week, at least the first week, I give you four days to come in here I'll let you podcast the whole thing and I think this will be a fun little thing that might help boost your podcast here, but I think for me to try to explain this in a nutshell, it's almost impossible because you just have to see if yourself. And everything that you learn inside of here, it's it's truly an educational program whether you choose to be a bartender or not, this is a skill that you’re gonna take with you for life. -- Wow, this is a skill. Well I'm halfway, there because I already have the skill of drinking the cocktails right? -- Yeah boy! -- OK thanks a lot for your time! Hey, well uh take me up on that offer and I'm always right here whenever you wanna come on and your jazzed audience wants to see it. -- OK. all right thanks a lot, and thanks for listening!

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