Shaving Cream: Music!
Unexpected English!
08/28/19
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[EP 23] Final music episode of the summer! ----------------------------------------- And now, folks, the summer is is ended I think that the music should quit If any of you feel offended Stick your head in a barrel of shh....... ----------------------------------------- *** LYRICS*** I have a sad story to tell you It may hurt your feelings a bit Last night when I walked into my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of shh... Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you'll always look keen I think I'll break off with my girlfriend Her antics are queer I'll admit Each time I say, "Darling, I love you" She tells me that I'm full of shh... Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you'll always look keen Our baby fell out of the window You'd think that her head would be split But good luck was with her that morning She fell in a barrel of shh... Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you'll always look keen An old lady died in a bathtub She died from a terrible fit In order to fulfill her wishes She was buried in six feet of shh... Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you'll always look keen When I was in France with the army One day I looked into my kit I thought I would find me a sandwich But the darn thing was loaded with shh... Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you'll always look keen And now, folks, my story is ended I think it is time I should quit If any of you feel offended Stick your head in a barrel of shh.. SHAVING CREAM! Instagram: @UnexpectedEnglish
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I Like Bananas! Music! 🍌🍌 [Learn English with fun music]
August 22, 2019
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(EP 22) I LIKE BANANAS! This super short bonus episode is a musical flashback to 1936! Lyrics here: Standing by the fruit store on the corner, Once I heard a customer complain: "You never seem to show the fruit we all love so, That's why business hasn't been the same. I don't like your peaches, They are full of *stones. I like bananas, Because they have no bones. Don't give me **tomatoes, Can't stand ice cream cones, I like bananas, Because they have no bones. No matter where I go, With Susie, May or Anna, I want the world to know, I must have my banana! Cabbages and onions, Hurt my singing tones, I like bananas, Because they have no bones!" * these are normally called peach PITS in American English ** check out that pronunciation! FEEDBACK? Write Unexpected English on Instagram Please leave a good review on Apple podcasts!
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Unexpected Burger! 🍔 ..... Season Two Opener!
September 6, 2019
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(EP 24) We're back for Season Two of Unexpected English with a burger that you never expected! Transcript below! [Spoken Intro] OK so here I am at a local eating establishment called “Thai burger company.” So I thought I would find out a little bit about Thai burgers. Because we all know about hamburgers, we all know about cheeseburgers, but maybe you've never heard of a Thai burger before! So let's find out. What can you tell us about a Thai burger? (Thai accented English) OK so Thai burger is very unique and we create for a friendly, for American people easy for eating (sic) so we use a rice as a bun. No bread bun, rice bun! Rice as the bun, OK. And how about the burger — what is the burger? So for the burger, we create a. like a Thai famous dishes from Thailand. Like a barbecue pork, Panang curry pork, spicy Kaprao, basically spicy Kaprao pork, turned to a patty and put between rice bun. And how can you hold it if it's in rice? Because we do a special rice, like a sticky rice, not fall apart (sic) like a Jasmine rice. We use sticky rice. OK sticky rice. And are they popular? Do people like these Thai burgers? Yeah people love them! We love these Thai burgers! Oh, I've got a customer coming in right now! So, can I ask you a question? Have you ever had one of these Thai burgers? I've been coming here since they opened! And what is you like about these burgers? The flavor! It's different, nobody has burger like it! Nobody... would you really call it a burger or... Yes, I'd call it a burger, it's a patty. OK there we go! And you've been coming for... Since they opened. I was here last night! Oh, so you're like an addict, you're addicted! it's not just like you like this... You can't get anything like this anywhere San Diego. So it's unique that's for sure. All right! Well, thanks for your time and I hope you enjoy your burger. Thanks for the interview, and we’ll catch you next time! [Outro] OK that's it! You're invited to the Unexpected English Facebook group, or follow on Instagram! I want to know my listeners, so please follow and I'll follow back. And don't forget to tell your friends about the podcast! https://linktr.ee/UnexpectedEnglish
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