
Season Four: Musical Finale!
Unexpected English!
09/23/20
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(EP 56) Got Five minutes? Unexpected English always brings you fun ways to practice your English listening, so subscribe! Find us on Spotify, Apple, Instagram and everywhere! Season Five is coming soon, but for now just enjoy this musical finale. You can even sing along, the lyrics are below!
SONG: (Yes, you can sing it too!!)
I won't vote Trump
No there's not a chance in hell
I will try to make a difference
Because this isn't going well
So don't waste your bad breath on me
I'd sooner cast my vote for Cardi B
I'll never vote Trump.
Never vote Trump! Never vote Trump!! Not me!
I won't vote Trump
I will jump through any hoops
And if someone tries to make me
I will throw a can of soup
If there's a chance that I could get this bloated Cheeto off my TV set
I'll never vote Trump! Never vote Trump! Never vote Trump!
Not me. (Not I) -- Girl, please
But he'll make the country (uh-huh)
Pence will take you on a date
No thank you!
What if they manipulate and make you not feel so inclined?
I've made up my mind!
I won't vote Trump. I won't vote Trump!
To the polls is where I'll drive
If I'm 18 years older
Because I’m over 45
So sorry I've offended you
But when it comes to voting, I work blue
I'll never vote Trump! Never vote Trump!
Never vote Trump! Not me!
I won't I won't Trump. I don't want another four
And if someone steals my mailbox
I will build 100 more
I won’t vote Trump
I will vote without delay
I will do what's necessary
Just to make you go away
And though I've made some past mistakes
There's one I won’t, no matter what it takes
I will never vote Trump! Never vote Trump! Never vote Trump!
Not me, not me not me, no girl!
Not me!!!
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All rights and honors for this song go to the amazing Randy Rainbow!
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(EP 55) Unexpected English brings you poetry? Forget the word "poetry!" In this episode, you will find simple sentences in simple, direct language: perfect for your English listening. Charles Bukowski was an American writer. He is famous for his writing, and he was famous for his drinking. That's the reason for the title. Don't judge, just listen. Even if you are an English learner, I think you will understand them and I hope you will enjoy them The poems are:
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