Kids Say the Darndest Things

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07/14/25

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This week, we're diving into the unfiltered chaos that is children speaking their minds. Listeners wrote in with the wildest, weirdest, and most wildly inappropriate things kids have said to them—and it’s equal parts hilarious and deeply humbling. From a 6-year-old loudly pointing out your acne ("Are those mosquito bites?") to a kindergartener casually discussing the concept of death like they're reading a weather report—kids truly have no chill. Buckle up for an episode full of brutal honesty, tiny existential crises, and secondhand embarrassment you can’t recover from.

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