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The Card by Arnold Bennett ~ Full Audiobook [comedy]

Classic Audiobook Collection

10/26/22

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The Card by Arnold Bennett audiobook.

Genre: comedy

The ‘Card’ in question is Edward Henry Machin - His mother called him ‘Denry’. This light-hearted story is of his rise from humble beginnings as the son of a washerwoman and sempstress in the last quarter of the nineteenth century, in the pottery towns (which Arnold Bennett christened ‘The Five Towns’) of the English Midlands; how, by his own wits, enterprise and ‘nerve’ he rose to wealth, married bliss and public recognition as the youngest-ever mayor of his home town.

“’And yet,’ demanded Councillor Barlow, ‘what’s he done? What great cause is he identified with?

’‘He’s identified,’ said the speaker, ‘with the great cause of cheering us all up’.”

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Chapters (Approximate)

(00:00:00) Chapter 1

(00:39:11) Chapter 2

(01:20:20) Chapter 3

(02:04:56) Chapter 4

(02:41:21) Chapter 5

(03:24:33) Chapter 6

(04:04:19) Chapter 7

(04:45:15) Chapter 8

(05:28:46) Chapter 9

(06:05:31) Chapter 10

(06:47:12) Chapter 11

(07:28:27) Chapter 12

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Peace by Aristophanes audiobook.

Genre: comedy

The 'Peace' was brought out four years after 'The Acharnians' (422 B.C.), when the War had already lasted ten years. The leading motive is the same as in the former play—the intense desire of the less excitable and more moderate-minded citizens for relief from the miseries of war.

Trygaeus, a rustic patriot, finding no help in men, resolves to ascend to heaven to expostulate personally with Zeus for allowing this wretched state of things to continue. With this object he has fed and trained a gigantic dung-beetle, which he mounts, and is carried, like Bellerophon on Pegasus, on an aerial journey. Eventually he reaches Olympus, only to find that the gods have gone elsewhere, and that the heavenly abode is occupied solely by the demon of War, who is busy pounding up the Greek States in a huge mortar. However, his benevolent purpose is not in vain; for learning from Hermes that the goddess Peace has been cast into a pit, where she is kept a fast prisoner, he calls upon the different peoples of Hellas to make a united effort and rescue her, and with their help drags her out and brings her back in triumph to earth. The play concludes with the restoration of the goddess to her ancient honours, the festivities of the rustic population and the nuptials of Trygaeus with Opora (Harvest), handmaiden of Peace, represented as a pretty courtesan.

Such references as there are to Cleon in this play are noteworthy. The great Demagogue was now dead, having fallen in the same action as the rival Spartan general, the renowned Brasidas, before Amphipolis, and whatever Aristophanes says here of his old enemy is conceived in the spirit of 'de mortuis nil nisi bonum.' In one scene Hermes is descanting on the evils which had nearly ruined Athens and declares that 'The Tanner' was the cause of them all. But Trygaeus interrupts him with the words:

'Hold-say not so, good master Hermes; Let the man rest in peace where now he lies. He is no longer of our world, but yours.'

Here surely we have a trait of magnanimity on the author's part as admirable in its way as the wit and boldness of his former attacks had been in theirs.

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Chapters (Approximate)

(00:00:00) Chapter 01

(00:13:00) Chapter 02

(00:41:11) Chapter 03

(01:03:06) Chapter 04

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The Master Mystery by Arthur B. Reeve audiobook.

Genre: mystery

While Harry Houdini didn't rise to fame as a screen actor, silent film makers of the day sought to capitalize on his fame. The Master Mystery was Houdini's first such attempt, and it was embraced by the viewing public, leading to other screen roles following.

The hero (or superhero) is Quentin Locke, scientist, agent of the U.S. Justice Department, and not surprisingly, an escape artist extraordinaire.

The Master Mystery follows agent Locke through many pitfalls, in true serial fashion, as he is tasked with uncovering a band of thugs and a peculiar metal robot (reportedly the first robot in film) with a brain, called an automaton, which has been robbing potential inventors of their patent rights.

All in good fun by today's standards, we find our hero escaping a straitjacket, a diver's suit, and an electric chair to name but a few, and of course winning the hand of the daughter of one of the industrialists along the way.

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Chapters (Approximate)

(00:00:00) Chapter 01

(00:10:10) Chapter 02

(00:22:48) Chapter 03

(00:35:04) Chapter 04

(00:46:50) Chapter 05

(01:05:33) Chapter 06

(01:28:48) Chapter 07

(01:43:59) Chapter 08

(01:57:40) Chapter 09

(02:16:39) Chapter 10

(02:30:24) Chapter 11

(02:46:38) Chapter 12

(03:10:36) Chapter 13

(03:38:01) Chapter 14

(03:59:12) Chapter 15

(04:13:10) Chapter 16

(04:25:48) Chapter 17

(04:42:22) Chapter 18

(05:06:00) Chapter 19

(05:25:12) Chapter 20

(05:42:49) Chapter 21

(06:03:32) Chapter 22

(06:30:54) Chapter 23

(06:56:16) Chapter 24

(07:24:54) Chapter 25

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