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Alonzo Fitz & Other Stories by Mark Twain ~ Full Audiobook [comedy]
Classic Audiobook Collection
09/15/22
•206m
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Alonzo Fitz & Other Stories by Mark Twain audiobook.
Genre: comedy
Alonzo Fitz & Other Stories gathers a handful of Mark Twain's sharpest late-career short pieces - brisk, mischievous, and built to be read aloud. Across these compact tales and sketches, Twain turns everyday American confidence into comedy: earnest people chase grand plans, argue over respectable opinions, and stumble into consequences they never imagined. In the title story, a seemingly ordinary situation swells into a comic tangle of assumptions and reactions, showing how quickly pride and certainty can outrun common sense. Elsewhere, Twain plays with exaggeration, improbable coincidences, and mock-serious logic to poke at fashion, public judgment, and the self-important tone of modern progress. Each story is short on patience for pretension and long on wit - the kind that lands as a joke, then lingers as a critique. Whether he is describing a community in uproar or a single character making a spectacularly human mistake, Twain keeps the pace quick, the language clean and punchy, and the target unmistakable: the ways people fool themselves, especially when they are trying hardest to look wise.
Chapters (Approximate)
(00:00:00) Chapter 01
(00:43:35) Chapter 02
(00:59:33) Chapter 03
(01:15:03) Chapter 04
(01:28:18) Chapter 05
(01:56:44) Chapter 06
(02:12:30) Chapter 07
(02:22:02) Chapter 08
(02:28:41) Chapter 09
(02:43:43) Chapter 10
(02:51:28) Chapter 11
(02:59:27) Chapter 12
(03:08:13) Chapter 13
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Ultima Thule by Mack Reynolds ~ Full Audiobook [scifi]
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•140m
Ultima Thule by Mack Reynolds audiobook.
Genre: scifi
Ronny Bronston has spent his whole life dreaming of an off-world posting with United Planets, the sprawling interstellar authority that promises peace, progress, and a place for ambitious young men to prove themselves. When he finally lands a provisional slot in the Bureau of Investigation, Section G, he expects glamorous diplomacy and clear-cut heroics. Instead, he is dropped into a maze of interviews, procedures, and quiet political pressures where every promotion has a price and every official slogan hides an inconvenient reality. His first case is the kind that can make a career or end it: track down Tommy Paine, a long-rumored agitator whose name is linked to uprisings and ideological contagion on world after world. Chasing a man who may be terrorist, prophet, or manufactured myth forces Ronny to confront how empires maintain order, how revolutions spread, and how easily truth can be packaged as policy. As the hunt pulls him farther from the safety of headquarters and deeper into contested cultures at the edge of human space, Ronny must decide what loyalty actually means when the system itself may be the most dangerous mystery of all.
Chapters (Approximate)
(00:00:00) Chapter 1
(00:09:20) Chapter 2
(00:20:33) Chapter 3
(00:31:38) Chapter 4
(00:40:43) Chapter 5
(00:49:01) Chapter 6
(00:58:27) Chapter 7
(01:08:12) Chapter 8
(01:21:12) Chapter 9
(01:37:58) Chapter 10
(01:51:12) Chapter 11
(02:02:01) Chapter 12
(02:13:39) Chapter 13
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Christian Science by Mark Twain ~ Full Audiobook [religion]
September 15, 2022
•494m
Christian Science by Mark Twain audiobook.
Genre: religion
Christian Science is a 1907 collection of essays Mark Twain wrote about Christian Science, beginning with an article that was published in Cosmopolitan in 1899. Although Twain was interested in mental healing and the ideas behind Christian Science, he was hostile towards its founder, Mary Baker Eddy (1821–1910). He called her, according to American writer Caroline Fraser, '[g]rasping, sordid, penurious, famishing for everything she sees—money, power, glory—vain, untruthful, jealous, despotic, arrogant, insolent, pitiless where thinkers and hypnotists are concerned, illiterate, shallow, incapable of reasoning outside of commercial lines, immeasurably selfish.'
Chapters (Approximate)
(00:00:00) Chapter 01
(00:06:05) Chapter 02
(00:30:53) Chapter 03
(00:43:09) Chapter 04
(00:50:33) Chapter 05
(01:01:03) Chapter 06
(01:29:47) Chapter 07
(01:56:54) Chapter 08
(02:01:21) Chapter 09
(02:14:32) Chapter 10
(02:29:32) Chapter 11
(02:50:47) Chapter 12
(03:01:14) Chapter 13
(03:14:49) Chapter 14
(03:20:48) Chapter 15
(03:34:37) Chapter 16
(04:33:03) Chapter 17
(05:01:57) Chapter 18
(05:42:05) Chapter 19
(05:43:59) Chapter 20
(05:58:48) Chapter 21
(05:59:39) Chapter 22
(06:05:16) Chapter 23
(06:07:58) Chapter 24
(06:09:32) Chapter 25
(06:25:53) Chapter 26
(06:37:18) Chapter 27
(06:40:25) Chapter 28
(06:41:50) Chapter 29
(07:05:50) Chapter 30
(07:14:13) Chapter 31
(07:18:32) Chapter 32
(07:36:37) Chapter 33
(07:38:25) Chapter 34
(07:55:05) Chapter 35
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